Thursday, January 29, 2009

Methodists Have the Attention Spans of Gerbils

Comment I overheard after a Lutheran church service:

That sermon was entirely too long. I grew up Methodist. We have the Evelyn Wood's version of sermons because Methodists have the attention spans of gerbils.

[Okay, okay, I said it. What's it to you? Are you a damn Methodist? If not, you're comments ARE NOT WELCOME.]

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