Thursday, May 6, 2010

Stuck in Between Two Pairs of Monumental Chichis

If they decide to hug her, bitch is a goner. Her ass will suffocate.

11 comments:

Lori said...

Thank you as always for my daily laugh.. God knows I need one. We used to call those missle titties, due to the way they point...have a great day.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lori,
You have a great day, too. Missile titties is right.

Love,

SB

The Dish said...

Can you imagine motorboatin' those 2?

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dish,
No, thankfully I can't. With tits that big, you might lose a husband in there.

Love,

SB

Syd said...

Breast reduction probably wasn't known back then.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
This is true, but luckily the Playtex Cross Your Heart full-figured bra was. Those two bitches got some lift!

Hope you are home safe and sound from your trip.

Love,

SB

Gledwood said...

I think that was how the Welsh language was invented... a woman like that with massive mammaries leaned over her electric typewriter and...

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychhwndrwbyllllantisiliogogogoch!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Gledds,
Sounds as plausible an explanation for the Welsh language as any I've heard. Laugh.

Love you!

Ms. Moon said...

And that pretty little girl? Probably grew up to have the same exact ninnies. Bless her heart.

Leslie said...

My son's high school girlfriend had a set like that and she used to work at Baskin Robbins. She was something to behold after leaning over the tubs of ice cream all night.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Hehehe! I love the fact Ms. Moon called them "ninnies". :)