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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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While I think it's pathetic that "they" insist on putting the emphasis on the waistline rather than a singer's voice, it is gratifying that at least they leveled the field by choosing a man to pick on - usually it's only women who must maintain perfect bodies as they age.
Of course, aging is something we notice, but why not be nice about it. "George has aged like fine wine to be rich and full-bodied"
You gotta have faith... he will find a nice stylist to help him skim that shit in the future.
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