Thursday, July 19, 2012

Morrissey is my religion. Seriously.

If you have anything bad to say about Morrissey, please FUCK OFF.

If you have Columbus, Ohio, concert tickets so that I can meet my idol and worship him in person, please donate them, because a bitch is POOR and her idol is retiring in just a few short years.
E-mail me at ugadawg1@woh.rr.com. I would be SOFA KING grateful. There are few persons in this world I would travel 2+ hours to see. I wouldn't do it for Jesus. I wouldn't even go that far to see the damn Beatles. But a bitch will make a glad exception for Morrissey.

MORRISSEY, I LOVE YOU! SERIOUSLY. LONG MAY YOU REIGN!!!


Much Love,

SB

p.s. Please don't retire. I don't know what I'd do without you! I am already dreading it.


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