Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Deep Thought of the Week, Month, Year. . . .

NOTE: Look, who knows when I may ever have another deep thought. Maybe I'll only have one this year. I can't be your guru, motherfuckers. You have to think for yourselves! DO THE WORK.

I feel sorry for cats, because they have to lick their own asses, even when they have diarrhea. 

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Worst Album Covers of All Time: Orion

I'm just damn saying . . . .

Actually, I just watched a documentary on Orion, who I'd never fucking heard of, and it was pretty damn entertaining. I'm unemployed now so I've got time for shit like bad cable.

SB's favorite line from the documentary: "Do you think they'd interrupt a Garth Brooks session for a tour? Shit no, they wouldn't." Orion just got no respect--obviously those fuckers at Sun Records just didn't recognize glittery special talent when they saw it. Shit fucking no.

I also cried a little when I heard the line, "At 48, most musical careers are over at that time. Jimmy (Orion) didn't understand that." Goddamn it, SB is 49, and I thought I could go out and kick off a musical career at any damn time. It was in the back of my mind for a go-to next job. I'll get over it eventually, but right now, my dreams are a little bit shattered, and I'll have to return the sequined jacket and mask I bought on ebay.

Check it out, motherfuckers: because we all get enjoyment out of cheap glittery has-beens. Okay, just the meanest of us do. Whatever.